Thursday, August 27, 2015

My List of Invisible Pranks

Imagine one day you wake up and look in the mirror and there is no one looking back at you. Some people might use their invisibility for bad things or they might not use at all, not me though. If I was invisible for one day I would pull the craziest pranks anyone has ever seen.

Prank 1: You know the game where you tap someone on the shoulder and then try to get on the side they don't look at? I love that game even while still being visible, but imagine if they could look right at me but not see me. I would find someone and just sit behind them tapping their shoulder over and over again. They would eventually get mad and it would be hilarious to just watch them rage. Then I'd find another person.

Prank 2: My next prank would be floating items. You could carry stuff and it would look like its floating in mid-air. The thought I had would be pick up the hand sanitizer and just walk around the classroom with it. It would freak people out first off but even more fun you could squirt people with it. Like as someone walks up to grab it out of "mid-air" it suddenly aims at them and fires. That would really freak people out, they would think the hand sanitizer had a mind of its own but in reality it would be my crazy, cooky mind behind it.

Prank 3: I love to scare people, I do it all the time. One of the worst things is when you have a whole scare prank setup and then they see you. Well they can't see you if you're invisible. I could stand there beside the door in a classroom with a stack of papers on the closest desk. As someone walks in the door I fling the whole stack of paper at the person. It would look like a wall of white coming right at you out of nowhere. If you really wanted to freak the person out you could write "HAHA" on each paper.

Prank 4: You know those cartoons where a student sneaks into the office and plays something funny over the loud speaker? Well I could do that but instead of sneaking in I could walk right in the front door. I could have something funny recorded or use my phone and put it right up to the microphone. Could you imagine hearing the beep of the loudspeaker and then instead of an announcement you hear, "Deez Nuts!" I could repetitively do that until they eventually had to hold the microphone in their hand for the rest of the day.

Prank 5: It's really hard to read without lights. Imagine you're sitting in class and the lights just turn off. The teacher or someone else would walk over and turn the lights back on and after a quick discussion on how "that was weird" they would go on with the day. Well imagine the lights turn off again, and again, and again. Every time the lights are turned on they are turned off right away. This is would only be freaky but very hard to teach in. They would eventually complain and when the lights are checked out they would be perfectly fine. I could go around to each classroom and do that.

As you can see I would thoroughly enjoy myself being invisible. The teachers, school administrators, and my fellow students might not. They would only have to put up with that for one day. Possibly the hardest part of all these pranks would trying not to laugh.